Do you have a bedroom drawer packed with sex toys? When you find that you have a drawer packed with sex toys, you should think about alternative uses for sex toys around the house. Alternate sex toy uses include common kitchen and bathrooms tasks.
Let’s face it. We don’t always use our sex toys for their intended purpose and it would not be the first time I have seen a sex doll being brought to a party. Sometimes. we don’t use an old sex toy after having bought another one.
But, there is no need to throw it away.
Uses for Sex Toys in Daily Life
How To Use Your Vibrator To Create A Luxury Bath
When you find that your bubble bath does not give you that ultimate experience luxury bathing experience, you should put your favorite vibrator to good use.
Before you get into the bath, use your vibrator as an agitator to create more bubbles. Unless your vibrator is okay to submerge in the bath, you should never put it straight in. Instead, gently move it up and down the surface of the water to create more bubbles.
Using A Sex Toy In The Kitchen
There is no reason why you should not use sex toys in the kitchen after you have cleaned them. Most sex toys are safe to clean in hot water. Remember to take any batteries out and don’t damage the motor.
Once you have cleaned your toys, sex toy uses in the kitchen are more or less infinite.
Making Perfect Meringues Using A Vibrator
As we all know, whipping egg whites to create the perfect meringue is not easy. A standard handheld whisk is okay, but your arm will start to feel sore quickly. Sure, you can use an electric whisk. But using an electric whisk may beat the egg whites a little bit too hard.
When you want to make the perfect meringues, use your vibrator instead. You will find that your egg whites will come out much fluffier and “peak” much faster.
As always, hold the bowl over your head to make sure your egg whites have been vibrated to the perfect consistency.
Dreamy, Creamy Vibrator Drinks
It is not easy to create creamy coffee and chocolate drinks with the help of a whisk or mixer. When you want to achieve that perfect creamy peak on your coffee or hot chocolate to impress your friends, it is time to put your vibrator to good use.
All you have to do is to submerge the top of the vibrator in the milk or cream. You should never use the vibrator at top speed as this will make the liquid spill over the top of the mug. Use a slower speed setting and agitate the liquid for a few minutes.
Towards the end, increase the speed for a few seconds and pull the vibrator out quickly. Doing so will give you the perfect fluffy peak.
Can I Mix Cakes Using A Handheld Vibrator?
You probably could use a handheld vibrator mixing a cake, but it would be time consuming and make your arm ache. Instead, consider using your vibrator to blend smaller baking batches such as fair cakes and muffins. This is a much more efficient way of mixing together small batches of almost anything.
On top of that, you should consider using your vibrator when making sauces or making yourself a quick smoothie in a glass. Vibrators are great for creating a smooth banana paste.
Juicing With A Vibrator
There is no reason why you can’t use your vibrator when you want to use smaller citrus fruits. Mandarins are more delicate when it comes to juicing and using vibrator would give you a much better result.
Bear in mind that this technique can get a bit messy, but you will certainly extract more juice. Hold the mandarin orange in your hand over a bowl and insert the vibrator on a high vibration setting. You will soon discover that this is a quick way to juice mandarins for a breakfast juice treat.
Can I Mix Paint With My Vibrator?
Yes, you can certainly use your vibrator to mix paint. It will mix the paint to perfection and give it an even consistency. Do make sure that you use a gentle paint cleaner to clean your vibrator. Both metal and plastic vibrators are easily damaged by harsh chemical cleaners.
Sex toys are very versatile home appliances and we should never underestimate the ways in which we can put our sex toys to good use in and around the home.
Here are Some Funny Alternate Uses For Sex Toys
- Prop comedy. Sex toys can be used in comedic acts, providing a unique and unexpected twist to a performance. For example, a comedian could incorporate a vibrating toy into their routine, generating laughter and surprise from the audience.
- Prank gifts. Sex toys can be used as humorous gag gifts for friends or colleagues. For instance, a rubber ducky with a hidden vibrator could be given as a playful and amusing present at a birthday party or office event.
- Stress relief. While sex toys are primarily intended for sexual pleasure, they can also be repurposed for stress relief. Some people find the vibrations and sensations of sex toys soothing and use them as a form of relaxation. This alternative use can be a funny conversation starter or even a source of self-deprecating humor.
- Pets’ toys. Some sex toys, particularly those with textured surfaces or soft materials, can be repurposed as toys for pets. For example, a silicone dildo with a flared base can be used as a durable chew toy for dogs. This alternative use can be amusing and unexpected, making for entertaining conversations with fellow pet owners.
Other Uses For Sex Toys
- Creative home decor. Certain sex toys, such as vibrators or dildos with unique designs or colors, can be displayed as decorative items in a humorous or ironic way. For instance, a brightly colored dildo could be mounted on a wall as a conversation-starting piece of art or used as an eccentric bookend.
- Cosplay accessories. Sex toys can be repurposed as accessories for costume play (cosplay). For instance, a light-up wand vibrator can be transformed into a magical staff or prop for a costume inspired by fantasy or sci-fi characters. This alternate use can bring a playful and unexpected element to a cosplay outfit.
- Bachelorette party games. Sex toys are often incorporated into bachelorette party games, adding humor and fun to the celebration. For example, a game could involve using a vibrating toy to play a game of “pass the pleasure,” where participants pass the toy around using only certain body parts, creating laughter and a lively atmosphere.
- Using a silicone dildo as a doorstop. Its sturdy and firm structure can effectively hold doors open, adding a humorous touch to everyday objects. Example: “Tired of your doors slamming shut when there’s a draft? Simply place a silicone dildo at the bottom and voila! Your doorstop is not only functional but also conversation-starting.”
Creative Uses For Bondage Gear
- Using a bondage rope as a creative way to hang and display artwork or photographs. It adds a unique touch to your home decor. Example: “Looking for an unconventional way to display your favorite artwork? Use some bondage rope to hang them up and create an eye-catching display that will leave your guests intrigued.”
- Use a ball gag as a prop for funny family photos or costume parties. It can add a humorous twist to the traditional family portrait or themed event. Example: “Ready to take your family photo to the next level? Add a ball gag prop for some unexpected comedy. Just make sure everyone is comfortable and on board with the idea!”
- Using a vibrating butt plug as a smartphone holder. It provides a stable base for your device, ensuring it stays upright and easily accessible. Example: “Tired of your phone constantly falling over? Place it on a vibrating butt plug, and watch as your phone stays secure and stands out among the mundane phone holders!”
